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Everyone, meet Pudgie. Pudgie is my roommate's dog. If you didn't know already, my roommate and I dated eons ago. Although I've always liked Pudgie, I wasn't as fond of her when my roommate & I were a thing. She seemed a little too spoiled for my liking. However, after a year of living with… Continue reading Four things you can learn from an over the hill pug
Look, I get it. Sometimes it just feels good to say you're dating someone, especially if you haven't dated in a while. We all have our insecurities, and it's wonderful to come across someone who thinks your pudgy little belly is cute or those freckles on your face are hot. However, don't let your new… Continue reading Three Basic Things Any Person You Date Should Have
Time to celebrate, ladies! You can finally free the nipple....well, to nurse your baby that is. Yes, this week it officially became legal in every US state to breastfeed your child in public. Even though I knew women who nursed in public caught scrutiny sometimes from others, I didn't actually know it was illegal. That's… Continue reading Public breastfeeding is here, yall!
Social media never seems to be at a loss for fun and sometimes over-the-top challenges. From the ice bucket and mannequin challenges to the hilariously raunchy "For the D/For the P" challenge, there is constantly a crazy new social media fad dominating your Facebook timeline. If you love to dance or love Drake, then the… Continue reading New Instagram Challenge Will Have You in Your Feelings
FreeImages.com/Dora Pete I was never a fan of the throwback, party anthem "Who Let The Dogs Out?", but these days I find myself asking that very same question. My neighborhood is filled with loose dogs. Some are strays, but most are just doggies running around freely because their owners just don't give a f***. I… Continue reading Who Let the Dogs Out?
Freeimages.com/P Beck Time management is no joke! I swear ever since I started back going to school full-time, I feel like I'm always a day late & a dollar short. There's never enough days in the week or hours in the day. I work 3-4 days a week, clocking in 20-26 hours, and I'm taking… Continue reading Just One More Hour Please
Across from the foot of my bed is a wavy-shaped, full-length mirror. It leans up against the wall, and every morning I'm looking back at myself as soon as I get up. I always find it interesting to see myself 1st thing in the morning in all my natural, unshowered glory. I glare at the… Continue reading That Pesky Face Weight
Omg yall! I have been having a little trouble sleeping recently. Almost every night between 10pm-12am (sometimes later), all I'm hearing is squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak.....and I'm not talking about a mouse. No, it's my neighbor's squeaky ass bed. For a week straight, I've been subjected to the lovemaking sessions of the lady that lives above me. It's… Continue reading My Neighbor Won’t Stop Having Sex 
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